"What in the world are you doing?"
"Following your instructions Ma'am!"
"What do you mean following my instructions? I told you to wait for me!"
"Yes Ma'am, this is how we're taught to wait at school!"
"Does my boyfriend know this?"
"Oh yes Ma'am.....he has me wait all the time....although I usually don't wait for long!!!"
"Pack your bags slut....I'm calling for the pink bus to come get you right away!"
"Shall I wait here for it to come?"
"No Sissy, I think you've done quite enough waiting around here already!!!!"