"Sissy....are you sure you don't know where my hairbrush is?"
"No Ma'am.....I swear....I haven't seen it since last time...."
"Well Sissy....that's all the worse for you then....."
"What do you mean....."
"Well, without my brush I'm just going to have to improvise!!!"
"Wait...I think I remember where it is now...."
"Too late Sissy!!!!"
I did that only once. I hid my wife's paddle so I ended up in the basement hands tied to hooks in the ceiling and legs secured between 2 posts and she used the razor strap on me until my bottom was dark red and I was screaming for mercy. Funny how I remembered where the paddle was all of a sudden.
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