First Date

"This is really an adorable little bitty cockette! Thank you so much for cooking me dinner now let me get you a nice little apron to wear while you do the dishes, I think I have a really pretty one that will fit you!"
" Then I'd really like it if you could just run the vacuum cleaner over the carpets for me, oh look! your little tiny cockette is leaking! That's so cute! Of course you'll need to clean that up too!"
"I'm so glad you asked me out, you're such a sweet little thing, I think we're going to get along just fine!"