Monday, June 3, 2013

All The Groomsmen

That's right, I had each and every one of them, the best man and all the ushers and not a one of them had a little tiny clitty like you. So get that tongue busy and clean me up before we get to the reception.



Monday ManCandy

I just heard a TV Network ad refer to their Monday Night programming as Monday ManCandy. The phrase stuck in my head and I like it. So here's Monday ManCandy






Sunday, June 2, 2013

Sunday Morning Wake Up Call

My wife and her friend had been very busy all of Saturday night. I hadn't wanted to disturb them and so I had slept in the spare bedroom. I was surprised when I found her note on the kitchen counter telling me to wake them at 8:00 as her lover had to be on a flight by noon.
As I entered the room I found my wife awake next to her still sleeping lover. Putting a finger to her lips to silence me she pulled back the sheets revealing her lovers' glorious case of "morning wood".
She crooked her finger to beckon me closer and whispered to me "I bet he's dreaming of you Sissy, help me give him his wake up call"



It's Not Just Superman

I'm sure there's some other explanation, I mean there's no reason to think the worst about a man who dresses his teenaged "ward" in bright green briefs.
I believe this speaks for itself....



Saturday, June 1, 2013

My Wifes Friends Didn't Believe Her

A Fantasy

One evening as we were lounging in our lingerie my wife dropped a bombshell on me.
"You know, I was talking to some of the girls the other day and the subject of extramarital affairs came up and they didn't believe me when I told them that I could fuck and suck as many men as I wanted and that you were OK with that."
I gasped, "You told them that, oh my god what will they think of me, of us. How could you expose me like that."
"Well" she said stroking my little clit through my virginal white panties, "I'm not ashamed and you shouldn't be either. I have a wonderful loving husband who makes up for his shortcomings by allowing me to take care of my needs with other men. When I explained that to them some of them saw it my way but most of them still didn't believe me."
My little clit was at full erection now under her ministrations.
It took a moment to process what she just said.
"Wait a minute, you told them that I was....small" I glanced at the tiny bulge in my panties.
"Yes I did but I was only telling them to explain why you were so generous that you would allow me to fill my needs for big cocks with other men. You do want me to be happy don't you?
"Yes but..."
"And" she interrupted, "there's nothing wrong with my friends thinking of you as a thoughtful and giving husband. Is there?"
"Well, if you put it that way...but..."
She interrupted me again. "Then that bitch from across the street, Donna, said that if that was the case I might as well put you in panties, but I shut her up fast.
"Oh good I wouldn't want..."
"Yes I told her that you voluntarily wore, not only panties but bras and garters and stockings and all sorts of lingerie. That shut her up fast.
I thought my head would explode.
"You told them I wear lingerie...you told them..."
"Don't get huffy with me Missy, I told them you voluntarily wore lingerie. You don't want my friends to think I'm some evil bitch who's making you do something you don't want to do, do you?"
She was slipping her hand down my thigh and toying with my garter tabs where they held up my white stockings.
"No I don't want them to think you're evil but..."
"And you do love wearing pretty lingerie don't you? she asked stroking my nylon covered inner thigh.
"You know I love it...oh my god...."
She had slipped her hand up to my panties and was caressing the spot between my tiny balls and my ass, I would cum soon if she kept doing that, it was so good.
"When they asked me where I went with the men  they couldn't believe that I had them fuck me in our bed while you watched and that you sometimes helped."
"Oh my god!!! you said I helped..."
"Well I didn't want them to think that my sweet loving husband would leave me alone with some stranger. What would that say about you? I won't have anyone saying you don't care about my safety."
"But they must think..."
"They must think I'm the luckiest wife in the world, I mean when I told them that you would suck my lovers cocks to get them nice and hard for me I don't think any one of them believed me, I think every one of those bitches thought I was a liar!"
"You told them that I sucked.....oh god oh god ohgod..."
She had slipped her finger into my ass and was slowly twisting it sending me nearly to orgasm.
You don't want all my friends to think I'm a liar do you?" she thrust her finger deeper.
:No...I ...ohohohohohoh"
My panties were soaked with pre-cum as she diddled my ass.
"I knew you wouldn't, because you're the sweetest sissy husband in the world. That's why I invited them over to see in person. They should be here any minute."
As if on cue the doorbell rang at that moment, She gave a final twist of her finger before pulling it from my ass.
"That'll be them sissy. do you want to get it or shall I?
"Jesus, I have to go change, Stall them till I can get dressed"
"Oh and prove me a liar, I don't think so. I'll go and let them in you just keep your pretty pantied ass right where it is." she glowered at me.
Turning without waiting for an answer from me she left the room. I heard female voices coming from the door, some I recognized some I didn't..
As my wife led them into the room I saw her friends from the neighborhood and I wondered how I could ever face them again. I also saw at least one woman I had met that she worked with. I didn't know the others
I sat there in my soaked white panties, white garter belt, white stockings and my favorite white bra with the little embroidered roses.
"So" she said, "you see. I told you the truth."
The girls reactions had ranged from shock to humor to looks that might have meant something else.
Donna, our neighbor, said "This doesn't prove anything, I could even get my husband to dress up for me if I had to. You said he sucks cocks and that's the only thing that will convince me"
A few of the other girls nodded, agreeing with Donna as my wife crooked a finger at me.
Following her out of the room I was surprised to find her boyfriend Steve standing just inside the front door. I was panicking inside and I had another little stirring. I had sucked his cock at least a dozen times to fluff him for my wife and I had enjoyed it immensely.
He looked at me, then at my wife and said, "You're going to pretty him up right. I don't like to see him as a guy. Put on the wig and makeup alright?"
We'll be down in a few minutes." she said to him.
I felt his eyes on us as she took my hand and led me upstairs to our bedroom.
She had me sit at her vanity and was picking out various makeup items as I said, "You can't possibly expect me to suck him off in front of all those girls can you?"
Taking my chin in her hand she looked me straight in the eyes.
"I do and you will, I will not be thought of as a liar by my friends. You will do this or else I guess we could throw away all your panties and get you some nice cotton bovers."
She continued as she started to apply makeup to my face.
"I guess you don't want to wear silks and satins anymore. Why would you want to wear white stockings when you could wear white crew socks? Why would we put a satin baby doll nightie on to sleep when you could wear cotton pajamas?"
She paused as she finished up my mascara and began applying my lip gloss.
""It's not as if you haven't sucked his cock before you know. That's why I called him instead of picking up some stranger. I know he's never cum in your mouth before but I know you've licked his cum out of me plenty of times. I don't see why after I do all this for you," she waved her arm at my wardrobe, "why you can't do this one little thing for me"
I looked into the eyes of the angel that I had married, the woman who loved me above all others and as she pulled my wig into place I nodded my head.
"Okay sweetheart, if this is what you want I will do it for you."
She smiled at me and danced her feet and clapped like a little girl. She took me by the hands and stood me up and kissed me with all she had. If there was a way to say I Love You in a kiss then that was this kiss.
She took my hand and pressed it against her panties and through the soaking wet crotch I could feel her heat.
"Later," she whispered, "I'll give you what you need."
Taking me by the hand she led me downstairs. Then with Steve following us we entered the living room where conversation soon hushed.
She helped me undress him as I had done so many times before and I stroked his 8 inches as she kissed him.
I sank to my knees and to the sound of a collective gasp from the ladies assembled I took him into my mouth.
Using what little tecnique I had I soon felt him throbbing in my mouth when I had a thought, I leaned back and let him cum on my face.
It was nice, very nice. Even without the night of wild and weird sex my wife gave me as a reward I would do it again....and again and again...
















Fill The Cup Drink It Up - A Mixed Sissy CockTail

Because a Sissy likes variety, here's another recipe, the original is here

Recipe for a Mixed Sissy CockTail

1 Sissy's beautiful wife
1 Sissy's wife's boyfriend
Place real mans' hard cock into Sissy's wife, ass or pussy is optional
Real man fucks her harder than her Sissy ever could
Shoots huge load into Sissy's wife
Mix internally and either let drip or expel into wine glass, use spoon as needed
Serve to Sissy warm and fresh





Remember to leave Sissy in chastity, her tiny clitty isn't necessary for this recipe..


Let's Have Pizza Tonight

My wife called from work and said she'd be home soon.
"I expect you to be pretty for me Sissy."
Yes my love" I answered. I had already had my bath, shaved and started my makeup.
I think I feel like pizza tonight  so order one now and it should be delivered around the time I get home."
Yes my love I'll order it as soon as we hang up."
"Oh and one more thing Kaaren, remember to tip the delivery man", she said giggling, "you know how much he enjoys delivering for you."
She couldn't see but I was blushing beet red..
"Yes dear, I'll take care of the tip dear."
I heard her laugh and say "I'm sure. See you in a little while my sweet Sissy."
She hung up before I could even say goodbye.
I dialed the local Pizza Parlor and ordered our regular pie, olives and anchovies. When I gave the man the address he told me they would deliver it right away.
The pizza arrived before my wife got home and after I paid for the pie I gave my standard tip.
The only thing that confuses me is why it took two men to deliver one pizza pie?