Special Delivery

"Okay....I just needed to make sure which one of you was the sissy....I have a special delivery just for you....it's a new plug.....and it vibrates too!!!! The elves are very proud of it!!!"

My wife and Stacy tried not to laugh as I thanked Santa and groaned as he delivered my new toy....none of us wanted to tell him that I had two or three in my toy chest already!!!!