Care To Explain?

"So do you care to explain why you're wearing your sisters best Sunday dress? And who was that boy who ran out of here when I pulled up? And why are your knees so red? I don't know what I'm going to do about you....I never ever thought that the sluttiest girl in town would be my own son!!!"
"I'm sorry Mama....I just can't help it...."
"Stop your crying....we'll talk about this later....after your father gets home!!!!"