Those Were The Days

It was like a miracle....a machine that washed the dishes!!!!! What would they think of next?
"Dishes are done Honey!"
"Already!!!! I can't believe it....that new machine is just amazing!!!!"
"It really is......I can't thank you enough for getting it for me!!!"
"Well there is one way you could thank me...."
"Oh alright.....I guess you deserve a reward.....you can go through my things and wear anything you like....."
"Thanks...but you know that was pretty expensive...."
"You're right.....you go get dolled up and I'll make a call and see if he can come over tonight...."
And can I....you know?"
"Sweetheart I'd insist on it!!!"