Superbowl Sunday is Game Day

"It looks like we have a player down on the field! Here comes the Sideline Sissy to offer some assistance!"
"Yes Jim, those Sideline Sissies are a new feature this year....and this one looks like she knows what she's doing!"
"I haven't seen a tongue move like that since....well since ever!!!"
"It looks like they're going to cart them both to the locker room Jim!!!"
"I think I'll head down there and see if I can get an update on the injury!"
"But Jim, we're in the middle of a Superbowl!!!"
"Oh yeah...you take care of that...I'll be back in a little while!"