Disqualified

I know just how that poor horsie feels...I've been disqualified from the Derby too....after many hours of intimate examinations the judges determined that despite everything else....I wasn't a real horsie....I mean so what.....I'm not a real girl either but the judges didn't let that stop them from....
Oh well there's always next year....

Bad

"Yes Sissy, I was a bad girl again...."
"I see....did you have fun?"
"Oh yes Sissy, but now I need you to help clean me up...."
"I'll make a deal with you....you tell me every little detail while I lick you clean...."
"He was big and thick Sissy.....and so, so hard....and Ohhhh just like that Sissy..."

Kentucky Derby

We can't be at Churchill Downs for the big race....but that doesn't mean we can't put on our bonnets and have a few mint juleps at a Derby party!!!!

Fair Trade

"Alright Baby.....you can touch my nipple for ten seconds if I can lock your cock up until I decide to unlock it!!!!"
"That sounds fair...."

DIY

New from IKEA....the do it yourself, home gloryhole!!!!
Easy to put together and oh so useful!!!!
Open sided so your friends can enjoy it too!!!
You'll love it!!!

From the First

From the first time I ever saw her naked I wanted to put my tongue in her beautiful ass!!! I never asked and I was so careful when I licked her pussy not to lick too far back lest she think I was some kind of deranged pervert!!!!
So imagine my surprise when she pulled me into the bathroom and told me she was tired of waiting!!!
"Kiss my ass!!!!"
I did and I've been doing it ever since!!!!

Really****

"Oh Sissy....you really are my Special Girl!"
"Oh yes Sweetheart....I always have been and I always will be!!!!"

****Real life dialogue from just a couple of nights ago.....and the pic is pretty accurate