Monday ManCandy

Yes it was quite a party last night and everybody had a good time....some had too much of a good time!!!
Now you're wondering why the hell don't they move the damned game to Saturday so you could stay in bed the next morning!!!!
You're head is throbbing and you can't even picture yourself getting out of bed but the week is beginning and no one....absolutely no one....is going to believe you if you try to call in sick!!!
This is when you need some serious help!!! You need something to fill your tummy and give you the energy to at least try to get started!!!! You need that soothing, warm, creamy treat to calm your system down!!! To bring everything back into focus!!!
How much will you need...depends on you Sweetie....but I'm betting you're going to need plenty!!!
ManCandy!!! Always ready to help you get ready!!!

Superbowl Sunday

I heard them coming....all of them pushing to be first.....and then the door burst open...
"Hello Gentlemen it must be half time....I hope you're all ready for a show!!!!"
It wasn't much of a show really....I mean I never really managed to get off the bed...but I'll bet they enjoyed it more than Maroon 5!!!!! I know I did....and I'm so glad I had time to change the sheets before the final!!!!

Football

Although he was the star cornerback he was unable to block the quarterbacks direct shot to the wide receiver....but the coach kept him in to play cleanup all the way through the fourth quarter....

I Thought So!!!

"I thought we'd dealt with this when I bought you your own girls undies but I guess I was wrong!!!!"
"I'm sorry....I'll never do it again!!!!"
"And now you're lying too....give me back my panties and go get suited up!!!! For heavens sake you're playing in the Superbowl you have to get your mind on the game!!!
"You're right....but would it be alright if I wore yours during the game....just for luck!!!"
"That's a very nice idea....and then when I spank you in front of the team they'll be able to see why...."
"Oh my god....that would be so humiliating.....you don't really mean that....do you?"
"Let's see how the game goes Sissy and then I'll decide!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am...."

You Want It

"You want it don't you Sissy?"
"Oh yes....so much...."
"Do you remember what it felt like to be inside me Sissy?"
"Oh my god.....yes Ma'am!!!!"
"Tell me Sissy, tell me what it was like?"
"It was sweet wet velvet Ma'am....it was the most perfect pleasure any man could feel...."
"Yes and you're really not much of a man are you Sissy?"
"No Ma'am....I'm not much of a man at all...."
"So I should save this for real men? Is that what you want Sissy?"
"Yes Ma'am!!!! If it makes you happy then it makes me happy!!!!"

It Says Here

"Oh my Sissy....it says here you haven't had a thorough prostate exam in six days!!!"
"I know Doctor....but that's not even a week...."
"It's very important that we check your prostate health regularly Sissy...."
"I know....but some guys told me that they get theirs checked annually...."
"And where did these "guys" go to medical school? Who are you going to listen to....me, a trained medical professional or some guys?"
"Well of course I'm going to listen to you Doctor...."
"Very good....now bend over the table and lift your skirt..."
"Should I pull my panties down Doctor?"
"No Sissy....you know how much I enjoy doing that myself!!!"
"Could we go back to doing it with just the one finger Doctor?"
"I'm sorry Sissy but we're going to have to keep using three.....we might have to use four....but it's for your own good!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"

Peek

If my wife didn't want me to peek, she'd have shut the door!!!!
At least that's what I'll tell her later....while she's spanking me for peeking!!!!